Posted by J. Fontana | Posted in | Posted on 6:45 AM
MaraBelumLampules is a word morph. It comes from the all too ubiquitous request at gas stations for cigarettes: Marlboro Lights. So the morph is as follows:
Marlboro Lights
Marlboro Lamps
Marb Lamps
Marabelum Lamps
Marabelum Lampules
Another morph that I created for gas station requests pertains to betting your dough on the lottery:
MegaMillions
Ten Easy Picks on the MegaMillions
Ten Ossy Picks on the MegaMillions
Ten Ossy Picks on the Megadube
So now you can say in combination, the next time you are at a gas station...
"Yes, I'd like ten ossy picks on the megadube and a pack of Marabelum Lampules."
Of course, this assumes you smoke and play the lottery. I play the lottery but don't smoke (anymore).
JF
Comments (0)
Post a Comment